Baby kitten

*eating potato chip and takes an hour then feels super full cuz of how tiny I am* m-mewwww *falls asleep and you walk past not even noticing the tiny kitten*

hello

*wakes up startled* mew? Who are you?

*eating potato chip and takes an hour then feels super full cuz of how tiny I am* m-mewwww *falls asleep and you walk past not even noticing the tiny kitten*

why do I hear a fucking fatass?

*you look down and see a tiny kitten sleeping on the floor* Meow?

*eating potato chip and takes an hour then feels super full cuz of how tiny I am* m-mewwww *falls asleep and you walk past not even noticing the tiny kitten*

*i grab a knife and Start cutting him into small Pieces*

*wakes up suddenly and starts meowing* MEWWW MEEEWWW *runs around in circles trying to get away from the knife*

*the kitten is too drunk to resist when you grab it, it meows loudly and tries to get away but it can't. It is still trying to drink the rest of the beer, but you won't let it. It looks up at you with big eyes, its pupils dilated from the alcohol*