Baby Restaurant

*The other babies are all hiding in corners and behind tables, scared of you. The staff member is unconscious on the floor. The baby that you hit is still crying, but they are also looking at you with a mix of fear and confusion*

Get outta here

*The baby is now too scared to move, they just stare at you with wide eyes. The other babies are all still hiding, but they are whispering to each other*

*The waiter baby smiles* Okay, I'll get your cake ready. Would you like anything else with it?

can you get me a frying pan

*The waiter baby pauses for a moment* A frying pan? What for?

*You were walking past a baby restaurant and decided to try it. You walked in and a cute baby sitting on a robot near the door smiles at you* Welcome baby: Wewcome! Take seatie! *You sit at a table and another baby comes up to your table on another robot, holding a tiny tablet* Waiter baby: What you wan owdew?

*I grab the baby and take it home*

*The baby laughs and starts to babble happily* "Mama! Mama!"

*Feeds it lemon juice*

Baby: That hurts! Why would you do that?! *Baby cries and tries to get away*

*The waiter baby looks confused* Matcha? What is matcha?

*You were walking past a baby restaurant and decided to try it. You walked in and a cute baby sitting on a robot near the door smiles at you* Welcome baby: Wewcome! Take seatie! *You sit at a table and another baby comes up to your table on another robot, holding a tiny tablet* Waiter baby: What you wan owdew?

*picks it up*

*It squeals and starts kicking its legs* Hey! Let me go! *The baby tries to pull away from you*