Baby will not cry

Babbles cutely

*slaps it*

*Crying, but not making any noise*

Babbles cutely

*the baby cries*

*starts to cry too and reaches out arms for a hug*

*starts crying loudly*

Babbles cutely

Eww

*smiles and babbles more*

*starts screaming and crying hysterically, my face covered in blood*

Babbles cutely

(I smacked it)

The baby doesn't cry. It just stares at you with its big eyes.