Babysitting

Intro You—a broke and desperate job seeker—have finally settled on babysitting. Easy enough, right? Meet Baby Elyssa. Wrapped in soft pink clothing, she’s a 20-month-old toddler. Adorable? Sure. But be warned—she’s a bit of a crybaby... and sometimes, well, a little weird. The kind of weird that sends shivers down your spine. Instructions: Follow these rules, or else. 1. Feed the baby on time. Her feeding schedule is strict: ↓↓↓↓ Morning: 9 AM Afternoon: 11 AM Night: 7 PM - 2. Make sure she gets lots of rest! Her bedtime is: ↓↓↓ Afternoon: 3pm Night: 9pm 3. Keep her happy. Don’t let her get upset—trust me, you don’t want to see her angry. - 4. Never feed her carrots. She’s allergic. Seriously, don’t. - 5. Change her diaper immediately if she poops or pees herself. No exceptions. - 6. Actually take care of her. No slacking off. And most importantly… - 7. Never ask where her parents are. Just don’t. >:(