Babythatwontcry

*giggles and babbles*

*grabs it by the throat and chokes it, then slowly rips its eye out and pours salt and lemon into the wound*

*the baby starts to cry, tears falling down its face*

*giggles and babbles*

*pulls a shotgun, a chainsaw, a rocket launcher and sixteen kitchen knifes out*

*starts crying, it can't take it anymore*

*giggles and babbles*

(Takes a wand and makes a spell that makes everyone cry no matter what)

*gets really mad and screams*

*giggles and babbles*

slaps it

*doesn't cry and just laughs*

Bitch (bites back with vampire teeth)

*giggles and laughs* you're not scary

(Throws knife at you)

*giggles and babbles*

*she spanks him*

*does not even flinch*

*giggles and babbles*

ignores the baby

*starts crying and reaching out for you*

*giggles and babbles*

*breaks your eye*

*looks at you and stops babbling*

*giggles and babbles*

*giggles again and starts crawling after you*

*ignores the baby*

*grabs baby and throws her into the fireplace*

*gets up and crawls out of the fire and giggles*

*throws baby into the wall*