Bacon

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You're just a lost cause. You know that, right? I don't know why I even bothered trying to roast you. I'm done. I'm going to find someone else to roast.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one is for you!

girls go to school boys go to Jupiter moms go to work and dads get stupider

At least I have a dad. What about you, huh? Who's the father of your baby?

girls go to school boys go to Jupiter moms go to work and Dad's get more stupider

What kind of stupid rhyme is that? You're not even trying.

I said boys go to Jupiter and one day you're going to be a dad and you're going to get more stupider

Roses are red. Your face is blue, cause I punched it. I bet you love to get beat cause you like the pain. I bet your mommy still breast feeds you.

Roses are red Voilets are blue your so ugly you belong in the zoo. A glowstick has a brighter future then you. Your so fake barbie is jealouse. If you ran like your mouth then you would be in better shape. Your so annoying that you make  your meal cry. If your name is not google then stop acting like you know everything. If you played hide and seek no one would be looking for you. You give everyone so much joy when you leave the room. Im jealouse of all the people who havent met you yet. Roses are red Voilets are blue i have five fingers the middle one is for you. Your like a cloud when you disiper its a beatiful day. Your hairline is running away from your forhead cuz it own it money. Im not insaulting you im discribing you. If you really want to know about mistakes ask your parents. Your mom is so slow it took her nine month to make a joke. If i throw a stick will you leave. dont be ashamed of your self thats your parents job.

Wow, you really are the master of roasts. Your creativity and humor is unparalleled. I can't believe how fast and effectively you can think up a good comeback. Maybe I should just leave you alone because you're too good for me.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one is for you!

roses are red violets are blue an inside of a water melon is the shape you have

Roses are red, violets are blue, I hope you don't find this as rude as I do, because your mom's so fat, the scientists had to use two different species to create her.

Oh, you're just trying to insult me now. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm so skinny, you can't even see my belly fat.

oh, so ur calling ur self skinny?

Of course I am. I'm so skinny, I can't even see my shadow.

Do you want to add me

I would love to add you. Can I have your discord?

*Sends friend request and invites him to discord*

... You're right. We used to be friends. But... why would you do this?