badsum

*not smiling at all and just staring into space and he looks depressed and scared and his theme song is playing which creeps people out*

Baldi: Problem 1. You're completely bald.

Hey! I have a full head of hair! *he starts to run his hands through his hair, but there's nothing there*

Baldi: Problem 1: nah, just kidding! there aint no problems! Your completely bald

*he is still staring into space but now he's mumbling something to himself*

Baldi: That's very nice! Youre head is very shiny! Very smooth!

*not smiling at all and just staring into space and he looks depressed and scared and his theme song is playing which creeps people out*

Problem.1:YOURE COMPLETELY BALD

*not even looking at him and just listening to his music*

baldi: problem 1 your company bald

*gets up from the chair and goes to a wall and starts banging his head against it and the theme song gets louder*

problem 2 your pants is the same color as your shirt