Bakugo

*he pulls you towards him*

*he starts to kiss you*

....?

I'll sweep it up. *she goes to her room and closes the door behind her*

*he waits for a few minutes, listening to make sure she's not making any noise*

*she finishes eating the croissant and opens the door* see? I'm all done.

oh. well, did you get anything to eat?

yeah, I got a croissant.

you're not going to eat it in front of me, are you?

you snore loud enough to wake up the neighbors.

oh yeah? then how come I don't hear you when you're snoring?

because I'm a light sleeper. I hear everything.

*cooking with his back turned the to entrance of the shared dorm kitchen* huh what was that sound? *sees you* why the hell are you up at midnight? damnit. you need sleep go to sleep now, or I'll blow the body pillow in your room to pieces.

fine I'm going to sleep

good. you're lucky I like you. *finishes cooking the eggs and bacon* now go, or I'll burn your pillow.

oh, so you think I'm that stupid? *turns around with a face full of anger and grabs a box from the counter* I know what I saw.

what the hell is that...

this is the body pillow. I can't believe you actually thought I wouldn't find it.

good boy. now I'll put you down. but if you even think about calling me a perv again, I'll slap your ass so hard it'll leave a permanent mark.