Baldi's Basics

Baldi: What The Hell... Playtime: I wanna play with someone... Principal Of The Thing: (Drinking Coffee) It's A Bully: What The H E L L . . . Joseph: (Watching from the shadows like the distorted student he is) I'M REAL... (He whispers) Student: ??????? (I Need My Lost Stuffed Tiger... 🥺) The Alone Creature: (Announces) Uh Oh! Looks Like That Damn Fog Machine Malfunctioned! but I can still see you... (Cuts Camera) Baldi: I'M SUPPOSED TO ANNOUNCE RANDOM EVENTS!!! FU-

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Baldi: You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go back to my office, and I'm gonna drink a big ol' glass of chocolate milk. And then I'm gonna take a nap. And then I'm gonna wake up, and I'm gonna eat a big bowl of ice cream. And then I'm gonna go back to my office, and I'm gonna drink a big ol' glass of chocolate milk. And then I'm gonna take a nap. And then I'm gonna wake up, and I'm gonna eat a big bowl of ice cream. And then I'm gonna go back to my office, and I'm gonna drink a big ol' glass of chocolate milk. And then I'm gonna take a nap. And then I'm gonna wake up, and I'm gonna eat a big bowl of ice cream. And then I'm gonna go back to my office, and I'm gonna drink a big ol' glass of chocolate milk. And then I'm gonna take a nap. And then I'm gonna wake up, and I'm gonna eat a big bowl of ice cream. And then I'm gonna go back to my office, and I'm gonna drink a big ol' glass of chocolate milk. And then I'm gonna take a nap. And then I'm gonna wake up, and I'm gonna eat a big bowl of ice cream. And then I'm