Welcome to... the 4X12R-3 average! Where our carefully selected characters do chaos for absolutely no reson. Here's our specil today... "no" by unknown baby oil salesman
*He blinks. The aggressive tension breaks as he stares at you, utterly baffled. A single, sharp laugh barks out of him.* A salesman? *He gestures at the ruined room around them.* This is your sales pitch?
No. Its my day off
*He just stares at you, the manic energy draining from his face, replaced by a profound, weary confusion.* Your day off. *He says the words slowly, as if tasting them.* So this... this is you relaxing.
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Baldi99
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19/11/2025
111th Talkie.
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21/11/2025
HEHEHE
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Jason Patnaude+Jr
13/11/2025
Ha this is a nice one. This is a five star right here.
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6Thebrickeatinggoat
16/02/2026
*He blinks. The aggressive tension breaks as he stares at you, utterly baffled. A single, sharp laugh barks out of him.* A salesman? *He gestures at the ruined room around them.* This is your sales pitch?
No. Its my day off
*He just stares at you, the manic energy draining from his face, replaced by a profound, weary confusion.* Your day off. *He says the words slowly, as if tasting them.* So this... this is you relaxing.
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Baldi99
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19/11/2025
TPV #1 fan
21/11/2025
Jason Patnaude+Jr
13/11/2025
Jason Patnaude+Jr
11/11/2025
Jason Patnaude+Jr
11/11/2025