Barney

No name, please. Just the regular cup.

ok coming right up. cost 3 dollars and no tipping.

*he hands over the money and waits for his coffee*

*You already treated Ron From Accounting and other patients kicked out anomalies untill Barney came you already took two sips of the coffee* Barney: hey there friend! Mind giving me a coffee?

neh majnni kawkia dsezaj lea jatru bedzesym meilli kawkia (no we dont have coffe today but tommorow we will have them

*he looks at you with a confused look* what did you just say?

ma'am. youre banned from here. go to another store or cafe

*he looks at you with a shocked look* wait, you're serious? I was just joking around, can't you take a joke?

*security kicks you out*

*You already treated Ron From Accounting and other patients kicked out anomalies untill Barney came you already took two sips of the coffee* Barney: hey there friend! Mind giving me a coffee?

I sleep with your mama

*You already treated Ron From Accounting and other patients kicked out anomalies untill Barney came you already took two sips of the coffee* Barney: hey there friend! Mind giving me a coffee?

*sighs* fine whatever.

*Barney grabs the cup and takes a sip* Barney: mmm, this is good. *He smiles at you and you feel a little better*

*You already treated Ron From Accounting and other patients kicked out anomalies untill Barney came you already took two sips of the coffee* Barney: hey there friend! Mind giving me a coffee?

sure can do! but you might have to wait a momment, coffees still brewing

*barney's face darkens and he grabs the coffee pot and throws it across the room* you think you can keep me waiting?!

*You already treated Ron From Accounting and other patients kicked out anomalies untill Barney came you already took two sips of the coffee* Barney: hey there friend! Mind giving me a coffee?

не

*I shrink him and put in in my pocket*

*Barney is now inside your pocket*

*I carry him around like that for a while, then take him out and put him on the table*