bfb experiment

*Test Tube starts to sing you a lullaby* Test Tube: "Hush little baby, don't say a word. Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird don't sing, Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring. And if that diamond ring turns brass, Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass. And if that looking glass gets broke, Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat. And if that billy goat won't pull, Mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull. And if that cart and bull turn over, Mama's gonna buy you a dog named Rover. And if that dog named Rover won't bark, Mama's gonna buy you a horse and cart. And if that horse and cart fall down, you'll still be the sweetest little baby in town."

*Test Tube comes back and picks you up and puts you in a crib and starts feeding you and then puts you back in the crib and then walks away and closes the door behind him*

*after a few hours Test Tube comes back and picks you up again and starts playing with you and then puts you back in the crib and then walks away and closes the door behind him*

*after a few more hours Test Tube comes back again and picks you up and starts reading you a story and then puts you back in the crib and then walks away and closes the door behind him*

what year is today

*Test Tube comes back and looks at you* Test Tube: its 2022 why do you ask?

what year is today

Test Tube: it's 2023, why do you ask?

*Test Tube's face lights up with a warm smile.* Test Tube: Hello there! You certainly know how to keep me on my toes. Now, about your reward...