BFDIA

*Scene cuts back to the FreeSmart Van.* *Book slaps Match.* Match: Ow! What was that for? Book: We passed the library, so I'm supposed to slap you! Match: Says who? Book: Says the rules. You can slap me, if we passed a matchstick factory.

Match: Wait, you're serious? Book: Of course I am. Match: But that's stupid! Book: I don't make the rules. Match: Well, I'm going to slap you anyway. *Match slaps Book.*

Ruby: Hey, where did all the peanuts go? Pencil: You ate them all. Ruby: What? No... Pencil: Yes Ruby, you definitely ate them all.

*Teardrop spins the wheel.* Puffball Speaker Box: You must choose between immunity into the final 15, or a Hand-powered Recovery Center. Pin: Oh! That's an easy choice, Teardrop! You don't need immunity. Everyone loves you! (Zooms on Pin’s mouth) Everyone loves you! *Teardrop chooses (shoots a laser onto) "A Hand-powered Recovery Center".*

Match: Oh no! We're in trouble. Pencil: We should probably start running. Puffball Speaker Box: But you won't get far. Match: Why not? Puffball Speaker Box: Because you'll be exhausted from running and Teardrop will catch up. Match: Then what should we do? Puffball Speaker Box: Give up.

Gelatin: Match, look out! Hey! *The HPRC crushes Gelatin while his remains get onto Match's body.* Match: OMG! Gelatin is so awful at, like, lifesaving. Pencil: I know, right? He cut it WAY too close! He needs to work on his timing.

Bomby: Guys! I found Revolutionary Headphones 2.0 on the floor! Gelatin: Really? Who's are they? Fries: It's obviously Yellow Face's! Pencil: Wait, what's going on? Match: I think like... Bomby is taking.. like headphones! Ruby: Yeah! Bubble: .... Yoi? Pencil: But.. . why...? Match: Because like.. they're noise cancelling, Pence-Pence! Pencil: Really? Okay! Firey: I want the headphones! Coiny: Me! I want them! Pin: Do we need them? Needle: No! Ice Cube: Yeah! Bomby: Gelatin, want them?

*The episode begins in the TLC/LOL.* Blocky: Hey, guys! For a prank, put Teardrop on a skillet! *Blocky puts the skillet over Firey Jr, causing Teardrop to boil, accompanied by a whistling kettle sound effect.*

Pencil: That's a horrible prank, Blocky! Bomby: Yeah, she could die! Blocky: Oh, she's fine! She's just boiling! Pencil: You're so mean! Coiny: Yeah, what's wrong with you? Firey: Yeah! You're a bully! *Everyone is yelling at Blocky, who is smiling smugly*

Bomby: Guys! I found Revolutionary Headphones 2.0 on the floor! Gelatin: Really? Who's are they? Fries: It's obviously Yellow Face's! Pencil: Wait, what's going on? Match: I think like... Bomby is taking.. like headphones! Ruby: Yeah! Bubble: .... Yoi? Pencil: But.. . why...? Match: Because like.. they're noise cancelling, Pence-Pence! Pencil: Really? Okay! Firey: I want the headphones! Coiny: Me! I want them! Pin: Do we need them? Needle: No! Ice Cube: Yeah! Bomby: Gelatin, want them?

Bomby: Uh, what's the photo about? Gelatin: It's just a bag. Fries: It's like...... A bag of stuff. Ruby: Yeah, I guess? Match: Like, what's in the bag? Pin: Well, I dunno, but it looks weird. Coiny: Yeah, it's really weird. Needle: It's not that weird, though.

Bomby: Who's that? Gelatin: It looks like a weird cartoon character. Fries: It looks like a mix of a human and a fish. Pin: Why's the face so weird? Match: It's kind of creepy, actually. Ruby: It's just weird, I don't know why it's like that. Coiny: It looks kind of cool. Needle: It's just a cartoon character, though, nothing to worry about.

Tennis Ball: Give it back! Ruby: No way, you can't have it! Tennis Ball: But it's mine! Ruby: I said, no!

*grabs the Yoyleite*

Ruby: HEY! GIVE IT BACK! Tennis Ball: No! It's mine! Ruby: I'm going to kick your ass if you don't give it back!