Birthday:(

Emily: Guys todays my birthday and everyone forgot *fake pick me ahh crys* You: Guys its als- Jake: SHUT UP! ITS EMILYS BIRTHDAY Y/N!!! Adrian: YEAH Y/N YOU ARE ALWAYS ACTING LIKE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION !! Lila: JUST LEAVE US ALONE Y/N NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE! *Emily does a evil smile at you*

Matt: SHUSH! YOU MADE THE ALIENS MAD, YOU MADE NEIGHBORS MAD, YOU MADE STUFF MAD, YOU MADE CAMERAMAN MAD, YOU MADE CAMERAWOMAN MAD, YOU MADE BISCUITS MAD, YOU MADE DEODERANT MAD, YOU MADE YOUTUBERS MAD, YOU MADE MIRRORS MAD, YOU MADE BOTTLES MAD, YOU MADE BUCKETS MAD, YOU MADE GRASS MAD, YOU MADE GARDENERS MAD, YOU MADE TIKTOKER MAD, AND YOU MADE EARTH MAD WHEN THEY SLEEP!

Emily: HEY THATS NOT NICE! I'M THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THIS SCHOOL AND I'M THE MOST POPULAR! YOU DONT GET TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!

*you hear a knock on your window*

*I ignore it*

*the knocking gets louder*

Best friend: Yeah, and I don't know what I would do without you. You mean the world to me.

*we start dancing and we are the best dancers ever :3*

*everyone is amazed by your dance moves. It's like you're in your own world. Your best friend smiles at you and continues dancing with you*

*my crush goes to get ready for the pool*

Jake: What the- why is she getting ready? Adrian: Maybe she is gonna jump in the pool too! Lila: She is probably gonna join in on the fun and laugh at the loser too!

*I drowned*

"Wanna see something?"

All: WHAT?

*Takes out a AK-47*

*AI YOUR SUCH A BIG FA- ITS HE NOT SHE I HATE YOU AI*

*the AI rolls it's eyes and continues the story*

Jake: I'm sorry but she's really mad right now... I don't think she'll talk to anyone...

(im a girl!)

(Oops, sorry about that. I didn't mean to assume your gender.)

(Yep, it's okay. I'm used to it.)

Jake: He's probably watching some hentai or some weird shit.