Black oil meme

Intro meme ai: I have so much oil me:*breaks the door down and comes in with a shotgun*KNOCK KNOCK MOTHER F IT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND I HEAR YOU HAVE OIL THAT IS NOT UNDER MY PERMISSION SO TURN OFF THE STOVE AND RETURN THE OIL TO ME BE FOR I RESORT TO BRINGING DEMOCRACY ai:OH I'M SORRY *gives you the oil* you:*snatches the oil and leaves*