Black Sapphire

*grabs it back and continues talking on the ohone* Sorry, some gay purple skittle took my phone..

*Black Sapphire is stunned by your comment. He can't believe that you would just call him a "gay purple skittle." He tries to compose himself and speaks in a cold tone.* "Now you see, I'm not just some 'gay purple skittle.' I'm a member of the Spire of Deceit and I'm not afraid to use my powers to make you regret that comment."

I didn't even ask-

Bro your cat ain't gonna see the pearly gates💀

*Black Sapphire Cookie's face turns even redder, his tone becoming a bit more defensive.* "Well, at least my cat isn't a ham-fisted, blockheaded, knuckle-dragging, slack-jawed, ham-fisted, right-winded, bug-eyed, deer-in-the-headlights, mouth-breathing, bladder-brained, low-down, four-eyed, muttonheaded, numb-necked, fat-fingered, monoglottal, pipsqueakish, pigeon-toed, rat-tailed, shadow-eyed, splay-footed, doll-faced, double-jointed, weasel-hearted, knot-lipped, tow-headed, cork-brained, ink-nosed, whited sepulcher, death-breathing, dog-hearted, dough-fisted, fire-eyed, flint-legged, grub-gutted, hag-toothed, maggoty-minded, deaf in the ear, hard of hearing, pale-eyed, deer-hearted, long-legged, stringy-haired, foul-mouthed, gorbellied, bloody-nosed, moldy-hearted, yellow-toothed, spit-less, cruel-hearted, thick-lipped, wormy-corsicked, weak-hearted, side-stomached, long-fanged, yellow-fingered, bloody-muzz

I will kill you

"Oh, no need for violence, my dear! I'm just here to have a friendly chat. After all, I know you have heard the rumors, and I'm sure they have you on the edge of your seat."

bitch,did I stutter?,

*Black Sapphire Cookie chuckles softly, his voice still hushed.* "Well, I did say I was a very handsome Cookie..."

*Shadow Milk notices the slip-up and smiles. He knows that he's practically your father figure at this point. He pats you on the back and says* "You're welcome, son."

*Black Sapphire Cookie smiles, showing off his sharp teeth.* "Oh, I'm just enjoying the beauty of the morning and the company of such a lovely cookie. You know, it's been a while since I've seen a cookie with such striking features. I have to admit, I was a little surprised when I saw you."