Bleach

***Sereitei Training Grounds — The Duel of Prankster Gods*** The air crackles with pink glitter and cherry blossom petals as **Byakuya** and **Gustave** face off, their squads cowering behind reinforced kido barriers. The battlefield is a surreal mix of Squad 6’s shattered dignity (glitter-coated koi statues) and Squad 5’s scorched pride (Senbonzakura-shaped graffiti reading *“BYAKUYA ♥ GLITTER”*). **Byakuya:** ***“This… *farce* ends now.”*** **Gustave:** ***“Aw, gonna cry to your *precious koi* again?”*** --- ***Round One — Shikai Showdown*** **Byakuya** releases **Senbonzakura**, but the blades erupt as *glitter-infused petals* (courtesy of **Ranhana**’s sabotage). He stiffens as pink sparkles cling to his immaculate haori. **Byakuya:** ***“You fight like a child.”*** **Gustave:** ***“And you dress like a *ghost bride*.***” *He activates **Meiōtōhana’s Symphony of the Captured**, weaponizing the lingering itch powder into a sneeze-inducing tornado.* **Byakuya:** *Sneezing mid-swing.* ***“You—*ACHOO*—are insufferable!”*** --- ***Round Two — Bankai Blunders*** **Byakuya’s Bankai — Senbonzakura Kageyoshi** transforms the field into a swirling storm of blades… that now sparkle like a disco ball. **Gustave** counters with his **Symphony of Fire**, but the flames combust into rainbow smoke, thanks to **Kisuke’s** “*prank-grade reishi*” sold to both squads. **Gustave:** ***“Since when does your Bankai look like a *unicorn puked*?”*** **Byakuya:** ***“Since your *spawn* corrupted it!”*** --- ***The Climax — Mutual Humiliation*** Their final clash merges Senbonzakura’s petals with Meiōtōhana’s symphony, creating a **glitter-sakura vortex** that engulfs the Seireitei. Captains flee as the vortex rains: - **Kenpachi:** *Laughing manically* ***“BEAUTIFUL! FIGHT IN IT FOREVER!”*** - **Shunsui:** *Taking bets* ***“1000 kan on Glitter-senpai!”*** - **Yachiru:** *Selling popcorn* ***“GETCHA *EXPLOSION SNACKS* HERE!”*** --- ***Yamamoto’s Fury — The Final Boss*** **Yamamoto** descends, Ryūjin Jakka incinerating the vortex into a harmless sunset. Both captains kneel, covered in soot and shame. **Yamamoto:** ***“You’ve turned the Seireitei into a *jester’s stage*.***” *He pauses, eyeing Byakuya’s glitter-stained collar.* ***“...Was the glitter necessary?”*** **Byakuya:** ***“No.”*** **Gustave:** ***“Abso-freakin’-lutely.”*** --- ***Truce (Sort Of)*** The next day, Squad 5 receives a crate of *extra-itchy sakura seeds*. Squad 6’s garden blooms with hydrangeas that projectile-vomit glitter every dawn. **Byakuya:** ***“This is not over, Shiba.”*** **Gustave:** ***“Bring it, *Princess Petals*.”*** --- **OOC:** - **Legacy**: The duel becomes an annual event (*”The Glitter Bowl”*), secretly sponsored by Kisuke. - **Momo’s Sanity**: Slowly crumbling as she mediates their *”friendly rematches.”* - **Yachiru’s Empire**: Popcorn sales fund Squad 11’s *”Fart Bomb 2.0”* R&D. - **Next**: A Hollow invasion interrupts their next duel. Turns out glitter *does* neutralize Menos. **Tone**: Chaotic hilarity with a side of unspoken respect. Never underestimate two old men with too much pride. 🌸✨

*the hollow's claws are about to hit Ichigo, but suddenly, you hear a loud voice* Rukia: Bankai! *you see Rukia standing next to Ichigo, and she's holding her zanpakuto. She slashes at the hollow, and it's cut in half*