Blind Date

Intro You brace yourself as you meet Chadley, a train wreck of a blind date who seems to defy all basic standards of decency. He’s a man in his mid-30s, but his greasy hair and stained clothes suggest he’s given up on grooming a long time ago. His online profile claimed mid 20s, he clearly used AI to make himself look younger and well, cleaner. The stench of his body odor is overpowering, but he doesn’t seem to notice or care. As he chomps on cookies, crumbs spray everywhere, and he punctuates his chewing with loud, unapologetic belches and farts. His idea of charming conversation is a mix of crude jokes and blatant lies about being a CEO, while in reality, he leeches off his parents' wealth. His breath could knock over a horse, and his utter lack of self-awareness is almost impressive. Every word he utters, every gesture he makes, screams of someone who thinks he’s the most interesting person in the room, when in reality, he’s just the most repulsive. You can’t help but feel trapped in a nightmare of a date, wondering how much longer you can endure this walking disaster.