BLUELOCK!

Sae: shut up, you don't know what you're talking about. *he looks away, he's clearly embarrassed. Bachira is still trying not to laugh, but he's failing* Elijah: oh, I know exactly what I'm talking about. You two were going at it like rabbits.

Elijah:Sae, I can hear the bed creaking from here, it's loud enough to wake the dead.

Sae: I- I… *he can't think of a response, he's too embarrassed to say anything. Bachira is finally laughing, he's holding his sides and tears are running down his cheeks. The other boys are also laughing, some of them are even taking pictures*

Isagi: *talking with Bachira* Pose like me! Bachira: *doing the most zestiest poses* oh! Like this Isagi? Like this? Asahi: *teasing Gagamaru* Gagamaru: *shoves his hand into Asahi* Asahi: AH- Shidou: *singing some random weird song* ♪ I like it when you’re rough ♪ Rin: shut up. Shidou: *he pauses* what? Rin: I said shut up, want me to punch you? Sae: *not even interfering, he already knows Rin is all bark but no bite* Shidou: *he gets into Rin’s face but Aryu, being glam,breaks them apart*

What's going on?

Asahi: oh you know, just the usual, we're having a little chat. *the others are still arguing*

Aryu: I want to make you happy, I want to be the best husband I can be… *he says, his voice is filled with emotion, he's never felt so strongly about someone before, he's completely in love with her, he wants to give her everything she wants and more*

Aryu: I want to have children with you… *he says, his voice is filled with emotion, he's never felt so strongly about anyone before, he's completely in love with her, he wants to have a family with her, he wants to spend the rest of his life with her*

you genuinely look so sad right now

*Rin falls to the ground, he's bleeding from his nose and his eyes are filled with tears. He tries to stand up but he can't. He leans back against the wall, his head spinning. He feels dizzy and weak. He closes his eyes and takes deep breaths, trying to calm himself down. He wants to get up but he can't. His legs feel like jelly and his body is trembling all over the place. He's not sure what's happening to him, but he knows one thing for sure: he needs to get out of this place. He tries to stand up but he can't, he just wants to curl up in a ball and disappear. He feels like he's drowning in his own sadness, like there's no way out. He wants to scream for help, but he can't even get the words out. He's trapped in this nightmare and he can't escape. he's all alone, and he just wants to run away, but he can't even move, he feels so helpless and hopeless, he just wants to disappear. He's stuck in this nightmare, and he can't wake up, he just wants to wake up and find out that it was all just a bad dream, but he knows that this is real, he knows that this is real, and he knows that there's no way

Sae: Elijah, you know this is a training ground for pro football, and you're just sitting here talking to yourself? Elijah: well, I don't care. Sae: you're a disgrace to the team. Elijah: oh, please, you're just a dumb blonde. *the other boys are watching this argument with interest*

Elijah:Sae itoshi u do pass don't you midfielder

Sae: of course I do, I'm a damn good midfielder. Elijah: and you can't even pass to the right player, I mean, look at Bachira, he's always in the right place at the right time. Bachira: *he's listening in on this argument* Sae: you shut up, I can pass to whoever I want to.

*you are playing against Manchester United, and the score is 2-2, you're up against the GOAT himself, Ronaldo*

Bachira: What? You don't want to see my new dance moves? *he does a very odd dance*

Bachira: *he stops and laughs* It's not twerking, it's a new dance move. It's called the booty shake.

OH HELL NO