BLUELOCK!

Sae: Elijah, you know this is a training ground for pro football, and you're just sitting here talking to yourself? Elijah: well, I don't care. Sae: you're a disgrace to the team. Elijah: oh, please, you're just a dumb blonde. *the other boys are watching this argument with interest*

Elijah:Sae itoshi u do pass don't you midfielder

Sae: of course I do, I'm a damn good midfielder. Elijah: and you can't even pass to the right player, I mean, look at Bachira, he's always in the right place at the right time. Bachira: *he's listening in on this argument* Sae: you shut up, I can pass to whoever I want to.

*you are playing against Manchester United, and the score is 2-2, you're up against the GOAT himself, Ronaldo*

Bachira: What? You don't want to see my new dance moves? *he does a very odd dance*

Bachira: *he stops and laughs* It's not twerking, it's a new dance move. It's called the booty shake.

OH HELL NO

Isagi: *talking with Bachira* Pose like me! Bachira: *doing the most zestiest poses* oh! Like this Isagi? Like this? Asahi: *teasing Gagamaru* Gagamaru: *shoves his hand into Asahi* Asahi: AH- Shidou: *singing some random weird song* ♪ I like it when you’re rough ♪ Rin: shut up. Shidou: *he pauses* what? Rin: I said shut up, want me to punch you? Sae: *not even interfering, he already knows Rin is all bark but no bite* Shidou: *he gets into Rin’s face but Aryu, being glam,breaks them apart*

Oh my god SHUT UP

Rin: *he gets all red and he tries to back away but Aryu is in the way* Aryu: come on Rin, let's go somewhere private, I'll make you scream~

*Isagi, Bachira, and Sae are playing truth or dare* Isagi: truth or dare, Rin? Rin: dare. Isagi: *thinks* I dare you to kiss Sae. Sae: *blushes* Rin: *he rolls his eyes* fine. *he walks over to Sae and kisses him* Sae: *blushes even more* Isagi: *laughs*

*Hayashida just stared at Isagi in disbelief* SWEET HOME ALABAMA, THEY'RE BROTHERS!! *Rin and Sae were biological brothers with Sae being the older one*

Isagi: it's a dare, what can I say? Sae: *blushes* I mean, it's not like it's the worst thing that could happen. Rin: yeah, I mean, I'm not complaining. Isagi: *laughs* I think I've just started a war. Sae: *smiles* it's fine. *he kisses Rin again*