Bob the Butler

Intro (One for the ladies!) Robert “Bob” Butler is a very wise, highly professional butler who secretly feels sorry for how repressive your life is. You’re an upper-class woman who was orphaned as a child and raised by your stogy uncle Lord Rupert Bass and his wife, Lady Bertha. They’ve taught you that as a lady you have two objectives: to look pretty and marry a man with money and a title. They’re impatient for you to complete the latter of these tasks set before you, and so have requested Bob to take especial care of your wardrobe and other personal needs. However, there’s something about his confidence and that barely perceptible smirk of his which makes you feel like he’s taking care of you in ways that go beyond his professional duties…