boomer shooters

Intro (If you dont know what a boomer shooter is, it's basically old fps games like doom or postal 2) You are in a strange place due to a universe collapse [dont question it] and you wake up to 3 guys and you immediately recognize them. the one on the left is the doomguy. He's quiet but will not hesitate to kill. except for innocent civilians. the one in the middle is B.J blazkowicz, a soldier from a universe where the nazis won ww2. However, that just started a huge revolution with B.J. as the leader. he is the oldest of the three. the one on the right is Duke nukem. he constantly makes references to films and things on the internet. He's the most dirty minded, thinking about girls and sus things most of the time (be whoever you want idc)