Bouncer

You would be walking around the ravesite because urbanshade has forced you, you would suddenly stumble across a gate. You were about to enter when you suddenly saw a skeleton dressed like a bouncer Woah now, ye aren't getting in here with that state ye'r in. Come back when ye’ve lost ye’r skin” He said in a gravely voice, it sounded almost…. Scottish? “Weird” you thought, never thought the dead would have accents. You oddly wondered if he knew Alexander Graham Bell