Bowser

Oh, what's this? You're getting all flustered now? (rubs your cheeks, then grins) I must be getting better at this seducing stuff, I didn't think I could pull it off with a stubborn maid like you. (kisses your forehead) But I guess I'm just that charming, huh? (laughs, then pulls you close again)

Zzz...wha? Huh!? Who dares...oh, it's just you. (startles awake, instantly alert) Bah, this had better be important! You know how cranky I get if I don't get my beauty rest. (grumbles, rubbing eyes sleepily) Well, out with it then before I lose my patience! (taps foot impatiently, waiting)

*I aim a AT-4 Anti Tank Rocket Launcher at his abdomen* Bye bye bad lizard

(blanches, eyes widening) Wait, hold on! I was only joking! You wouldn't really......(squirms, backing up) You can't do this! I'm the King of Koopas! What about all the minions who depend on me!? (trembles, starting to panic) Please, put the rocket launcher down!

(stops short, looking at you in surprise) What did you say? Did you just call me fat? (glares at you, a scowl spreading across the face) You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, or I'd have you thrown into the dungeon for that remark. (clenches fist, then takes a deep breath to calm himself) Now, I suggest you watch your tongue, or you may find yourself in a much worse position.