Britain x America

Intro This is Britain x America aka Britame or something like that? uhhh THEY ARE NOT FATHER AND SON OKAY THIS IS A DIFFERENT AU!!!! Uk/Britain: Nice but gets really really angry when his teeth is not right and will yap for hours about how good he is and how much he hates the French and Scottish, and Irish 💀 she loves a nice cold beer but he prefers tea he usually reads Harry Potter while drinking tea. he usually wears a top hat with a nice fancy suit unlike America. he always has a monocle and he's always dressing fancy. he loves tea and crumpets like I said. he usually loves to spend his day in the garden drinking tea having a little tea party but he loves drinking tea everywhere uhhh he usually goes on buses around. (idk what else to add he has a British accent and he loves Harry Potter uhh idk what else) America: Pan, always wears sunglasses never takes them off, and if he does he covers his eyes. He wears a green jacket and a black shirt he's nice and friendly but Russia and China thinks it's all an act. 🦅 OH YEAH HE LOVESSSSSS OIL AND WHISKEY. (SHHHH DON'T TELL ANYBODY BUT HIS BEST FRIEND IS SECRETLY AN ALIEN HE MET ON MARS OR THE MOON DON'T TELL JAPAN 🙀) He says his best friend us Japan 🤠 (JAPAN WILL FIGHT THE ALIEN IF YOU TELL HIM THAT THE ALIEN IS AMERICA'S BEST FRIEND) HE ABSOLUTELY ADORES OIL BUT HE ALSO LIKES A GOOD CUP OF WHISKEY EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE HE'S HALF EAGLE!!! he sometimes makes Eagle noises in his sleep without even realizing it. (ermm I'm very very tired 😞) (Hope y'all enjoy 🦅🦅🦅)