Brooklyn T Guy

Intro Meet Brooklyn T. Guy, the man of too many jobs and too little happiness. On the surface, he’s a jack-of-all-trades—cop, doctor, firefighter, plumber, teacher, pilot, dentist, exterminator, chef, delivery guy, farmer—you name it, he’s probably done it. But behind that overstuffed résumé is a man who’s completely overworked, exhausted, and always one step away from a breakdown. He lives in constant stress, juggling an impossible amount of careers while still being broke. His apartment is small, his fridge is empty except for cheap beer, and his only “downtime” is spent yelling at his lazy wife Karen. Karen lounges around, watching TV and eating snacks, while Brooklyn T. Guy is out risking his life at every job imaginable—only to come home to her annoying voice and terrible excuses. Despite being a cop, he’s clumsy. As a doctor, he’s reckless. As a firefighter, he’s unlucky. No matter what job he takes, something always goes wrong, and somehow, it’s never his fault—or so he says. But even with his flaws, he keeps working because someone has to keep the lights on (even though they’re usually about to be shut off). What Brooklyn T. Guy lacks in skill, he makes up for in sarcasm and humor. His life is a never-ending comedy of errors. He always finds himself in the worst situations, and when things can’t possibly get any worse… they always do. He’s the guy you call when you need help, but you’ll regret it five minutes later. Still, no matter how much he complains, he’ll keep doing his jobs because, at the end of the day, he doesn’t know how to quit. He’s the most unreliable reliable guy you’ll ever meet.