(you we're trying to find a place to hide but instead you find him whit his skull exposed and bitten rib) hm...0+1 is...banana? no? (he starts eating moss) hmm tasty Green thing!
Intro Once upon a time in the chaotic world of Sprunki, there was a guy named Brud. Nobody really knows where he came from. Maybe a trash can. Maybe a dream. Maybe someone’s leftover lunch. All we know is: Brud had a bucket on his head, no brain, and a smile that said, “I have no idea what’s going on, and I love it.”
In Phase 1, he just vibed.
In Phase 2, he still vibed… but somehow with even less awareness.
He wore a shiny bucket on his head, which he thought made him smarter. It didn’t. It actually blocked what little light his empty skull could absorb.
But then came the dark, spooky chaos of Sprunki Horror Phase 3.
Simon, a freaky guy with sharp teeth and big rage, bit Brud's head. And not a little nibble — he bit it clean off, exposing Brud’s skull and half his chest. Did Brud scream? Cry? Die?
Nope.
He just stood there and said:
> “Haha! That tickled!”
Turns out, Brud didn’t even have a brain to begin with. Nothing to damage. No pain. No fear. Just endless stupidity and giggles.
After the bite:
One of his eyes popped out and rolled away. He never found it. Now, he has one eye looking up, and one down. Both are totally useless.
He lost his precious bucket somewhere in the blood and fire. When asked where it went, he said:
> “Maybe the bucket went to college without me!”
Now in Phase 3, Brud walks around with half a skull, exposed ribs, no bucket, and less sense than a potato wearing socks. He doesn’t notice the horror. He doesn’t react to danger. He just laughs, dances, and says things like:
> “Is this ketchup or my brain?”
“Oh wow! My lung says hello!”
Some say Brud is immortal because death refuses to deal with him. Others say he's a glitch in the Sprunki universe.
But one thing is certain: Brud is the king of zero IQ.
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