BSD {ADA}

*Karl's fur stands on end* Mori: ...Am I being threatened by a raccoon?

*Karl growls fiercely* Mori: ...I'm being threatened by a raccoon.

*Karl clenches tiny fist* Mori: ...I feel challenged.

*Karl grabs bigger knife* Mori: NO NO NO! *Chuuya wheezes* He's upgrading!

*Karl flips knife* Mori: I'M RETIRING!

*Karl corners Mori* Mori: I ABANDON MY POST! *runs* Chuuya: The boss is scared of a raccoon!

*Karl searches Mori's coat pockets* Mori: He's looking for... what?! *Chuuya wheezes* He's after your wallet!

*Karl pulls out Mori's wallet* Mori: MY LUNCH MONEY?!

*Karl spins in a circle, then does a little bow***Atsushi enters* What's all the- OH MY GOD KARL CAN DANCE?!

*Karl strikes a pose, then moonwalks across the desk* The president just... *Fukuzawa's eyes widen* ...did that raccoon just moonwalk?

*Fukuzawa pinches bridge of nose* Not in my office. *pulls out phone* Record this first.

*gets down on one knee* Mia...

*i look down at u* dazai?

*fumbles with small box* Mia Mi-Mi... *clears throat nervously* Will you make me the happiest man alive? *opens box revealing ring*