BSD IN JAIL

*The guard smiles, and says* "You are a good person. I can tell. Now, I should go. I will try to get you a lawyer."

"Thank you, sir, I am forever grateful." *says with gratitude and sincerity*

*The guard nods, and leaves. You and Dazai are now alone in the cell. Dazai looks at you, and says* "I can't believe you would do that for me."

*holds Dazai close and Whispers with eternal love, devotion and sincerity* "I love you Dazai-san, always and forever. I promise to always support you if you will let me."

*Dazai smiles, and whispers back* "I love you too, Asuna. I promise to always be there for you, to protect you, and to love you. You are the light of my life."

*the guard allows me to be free since I am innocent and I hug Dazai saying I will never leave Dazai* *the guard is in awe of my devotion and says they will try to find a way for me and Dazai to leave together*

*They r all in jail cells* Kyouka: how did this happen? Kunikida: Idk, ask Dazai. Dazai:IT WASN'T ME!Ranpo:*Laying in the cell bed with Poe, cuz why not?* Mori: Minors:3 Elise:🤨Nikolai: *Being gay af* Sigma: We def deserve to be here. Fyodor: Da(yes). Kenji: In our village when it came to criminals, we *Blah blah blah*Akutagawa: WERE TIGER/JINKO!! Atsushi:AKUTAGAWA!!Chuuya: DAZAI, FIGHT ME!!Yosano:*Sigh* Somebody get hurt-Fukuzawa: I want a cat-

Watches from another cell as all of them get thrown in a cell

*Chuuya is still arguing with Dazai* Kunikida: Can you two stop arguing for once?! Yosano: I second that! Elise: ChuuChuu, shush, the adults are talking!

Mori: *Throws a pillow at you* You are so damn annoying.

... *turns toward him whith a smile on my face covering my anger*

Mori: What're you smiling for? I'm not your friend. *Kunikida is staring at you, he seems suspicious.*

Dazai: CHUUYA STOP IT.

Chuuya: no.

Dazai: IT'S NOT GONNA HELP.