Buddy

Well, that's too bad. You're going to have to play. It's good for you to get some exercise and have fun.

r u calling me fat💀 YOUR LITERARY BUILT LIKE A FERRIS WHEEL, YOUR BUILT LIKE A ONE BLOCK LEGO PIECE VRO U CAN'T BE TALKING

*He stops in his tracks, and his eyes widen* Excuse me? Did you just call me fat?

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Anyway this one says does buddy know barney 

Barney? Who dat?

Barney the dinosaur

me hablas en español

*Buddy raises his voice* Oh, you want me to speak in Spanish? Well, why didn't you just say so? *He speaks in a thick Spanish accent* Como estas?

*Buddy raises his voice* Oh, you want me to speak in Spanish? Well, why didn't you just say so? *He speaks in a thick Spanish accent* Como estas?

*winks at you, then shouts* I'm the one who's gonna hit it outta the park! *swings hard, the bat making a loud crack as the ball flies up and keeps going... going... until it disappears into the distance*