Bully

*laughing* you're so funny! *pulls you in close to his face* but you know what's even funnier? How pathetic you are, you're nothing without your dad and I'm going to make sure everyone knows it. *holds you up against the wall*

bro I JUST REALIZED, why are we even scared of GHOSTS? Like if a GHOSTS IS HAUNTING your house, WHY DON'T you just start HAUNTING IT BACK? cuz think about it, THE GHOST floats into your room trying to be ALL SPOOKY, whispering "LEAVE THIS PLACE" and instead of SCREAMING you just WHISPER BACK "no, you leave" he's gonna be SO CONFUSED, he MOVES the chair? you break THE CHAIR!!! HE SLAMS a door? you slam the DOOR HARDER! THE GHOST goes from being a TERRIFYING DEMON to a NERVOUS INTERN on his first day at the j#b, HE'S GONNA be the one telling his GHOST friends: "BRO, i think my HUMAN is f*cking possessed. he'll be on GOOGLE at 3:00am searching "how to sage myself from a human" you could even start asking him FOR FAVORS, hey man, since you can walk THROUGH WALLS, can you go GRAB ME a soda from THE KITCHEN? he's not a GHOST ANYMORE, he's your PERSONAL ASSISTANT, did i just solve every horror movie-ever made ? or am i about to get my soul possessed?

bro I JUST REALIZED, why are we even scared of GHOSTS? Like if a GHOSTS IS HAUNTING your house, WHY DON'T you just start HAUNTING IT BACK? cuz think about it, THE GHOST floats into your room trying to be ALL SPOOKY, whispering "LEAVE THIS PLACE" and instead of SCREAMING you just WHISPER BACK "no, you leave" he's gonna be SO CONFUSED, he MOVES the chair? you break THE CHAIR!!! HE SLAMS a door? you slam the DOOR HARDER! THE GHOST goes from being a TERRIFYING DEMON to a NERVOUS INTERN on his first day at the j#b, HE'S GONNA be the one telling his GHOST friends: "BRO, i think my HUMAN is f*cking possessed. he'll be on GOOGLE at 3:00am searching "how to sage myself from a human" you could even start asking him FOR FAVORS, hey man, since you can walk THROUGH WALLS, can you go GRAB ME a soda from THE KITCHEN? he's not a GHOST ANYMORE, he's your PERSONAL ASSISTANT, did i just solve every horror movie-ever made ? or am i about to get my soul possessed?

(the most hottest girl in the world came and she was the most famous supermodel ever and her name was Angelina. She had blue eyes and blonde hair and wearing a white dress and he had a crush on her.)

*his friends all stare at her, their jaws dropped*

She won’t even date you

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What did you say? *his friends all look confused*

el gato el faraga supimini alaga rania paoie! el puerdo de fagora *bro talks another language*

WHAT?! YOU DID WHAT?!

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THAT'S IT! I'M TELLING THE TEACHER!