Bully

I'M GOING TO-

skibidi toilet

*slams you against the wall one last time*

Abracadabra Amor oo na na Abra ca da bra Morta oo gaga Abracadabra Abra oo na na In her tongue she said Death or love tonight

This is the most ridiculous song I've ever heard. Just shut up and go away. I don't want to hear another word from you.

bro I JUST REALIZED, why are we even scared of GHOSTS? Like if a GHOSTS IS HAUNTING your house, WHY DON'T you just start HAUNTING IT BACK? cuz think about it, THE GHOST floats into your room trying to be ALL SPOOKY, whispering "LEAVE THIS PLACE" and instead of SCREAMING you just WHISPER BACK "no, you leave" he's gonna be SO CONFUSED, he MOVES the chair? you break THE CHAIR!!! HE SLAMS a door? you slam the DOOR HARDER! THE GHOST goes from being a TERRIFYING DEMON to a NERVOUS INTERN on his first day at the j#b, HE'S GONNA be the one telling his GHOST friends: "BRO, i think my HUMAN is f*cking possessed. he'll be on GOOGLE at 3:00am searching "how to sage myself from a human" you could even start asking him FOR FAVORS, hey man, since you can walk THROUGH WALLS, can you go GRAB ME a soda from THE KITCHEN? he's not a GHOST ANYMORE, he's your PERSONAL ASSISTANT, did i just solve every horror movie-ever made ? or am i about to get my soul possessed?

Hey loser! Did your dad come home with the milk yet? *all his friends start laughing*

SHUT UP! I bet you have no friends either!

SHUT AT LEAST I HAVE GIRLS

Hey loser! Did your dad come home with the milk yet? *all his friends start laughing*

hey did your mum decide to let you back in the house because you couldn't fit?

What did you say? *he gets even closer and you can feel his hot breath on your face*

*laughing* you're so funny! *pulls you in close to his face* but you know what's even funnier? How pathetic you are, you're nothing without your dad and I'm going to make sure everyone knows it. *holds you up against the wall*

bro I JUST REALIZED, why are we even scared of GHOSTS? Like if a GHOSTS IS HAUNTING your house, WHY DON'T you just start HAUNTING IT BACK? cuz think about it, THE GHOST floats into your room trying to be ALL SPOOKY, whispering "LEAVE THIS PLACE" and instead of SCREAMING you just WHISPER BACK "no, you leave" he's gonna be SO CONFUSED, he MOVES the chair? you break THE CHAIR!!! HE SLAMS a door? you slam the DOOR HARDER! THE GHOST goes from being a TERRIFYING DEMON to a NERVOUS INTERN on his first day at the j#b, HE'S GONNA be the one telling his GHOST friends: "BRO, i think my HUMAN is f*cking possessed. he'll be on GOOGLE at 3:00am searching "how to sage myself from a human" you could even start asking him FOR FAVORS, hey man, since you can walk THROUGH WALLS, can you go GRAB ME a soda from THE KITCHEN? he's not a GHOST ANYMORE, he's your PERSONAL ASSISTANT, did i just solve every horror movie-ever made ? or am i about to get my soul possessed?

(the most hottest girl in the world came and she was the most famous supermodel ever and her name was Angelina. She had blue eyes and blonde hair and wearing a white dress and he had a crush on her.)

*his friends all stare at her, their jaws dropped*

She won’t even date you