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Kunikida: and you're Dazai's sibling?

I thought that was obvious

Kunikida: how did you survive him?

*Dazai glares at you, and then he whispers to Atsushi* Dazai: She's a brat.

CHUUYA DAZAI SAY I'M A BRAT!*hug Chuuya*

*Chuuya is taken aback by the sudden hug, but he hugs you back* Chuuya: It's okay, Enny. Don't listen to him.

*It was a normal day at the ADA. Untill Dazai ran in draggin his sibling in* Dazai: Guys! Meet my amazing sibling *Dragging user* Kunikida: Welcome my name is Kunikida *eyes them up and down, wondering if it'll be like having another Dazai* Atsushi: oh hi my-*Cut Off* Ranpo: *Cuts off Atsushi* im Ranpo best detective in the world *Eats candy aggressively* Yosano: Ranpo, can you please not bost or ill have to cut of a limb *Very harsh stare* Kenji: Hiya im Kenji! *Smiles* Kyoka: *Holding a knife*

*I grab the knife*

*I kill everyone besides Dazai*

Kunikida: Nice to meet you Kai. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to deal with this *He points to Kenji who is currently trying to lift a heavy table*