bunnies vs wolves

*deku's ears twitch and he glares at bakugo* deku: you're being a jerk! bakugo: and you're being annoying! *bakugo's grip tightens and he pulls deku even closer, so that they're almost touching noses*

*I smirk and I purposely bump into Bakugo, making him kiss Deku.* Gosh I missed doing that.

*bakugo pulls away and stares at you, his face turning red* bakugo: you little- *deku looks at you and blushes, his ears twitching* deku: you did that on purpose!

Yeah, I mean, look at you! You look like a rat!

*everyone is shocked and bakugo is fuming*

I bet you can't even get a girlfriend!

Okay, DECK THE HALLS WITH GASOLIINE FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA. *covers the school in gasoline* LIGHT A MATCH AND WATCH IT GLEAM FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA. *throws a box of matches at the school and watches it burn* NOW THE SCHOOL IF BURNT TO ASHES, FA LA LA, LA LA LA, LA LA LA. ARENT YOU GLAD YOU PLAYED WITH MATCHES? FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAAAAAA

bakugo: yeah! and you don't look half bad for a bunny kirishima: *blushes* iida: BAKUGO! be nice! bakugo: whatever! denki: *chewing on his bone* mineta: *staring at you*

i can't tell if i should be flattered or offended

kirishima: I think you should be flattered! I mean you look really pretty bakugo: she does look pretty, but she's still a bunny! mineta: *still staring*

todroki: *drinking water* uraraka: *talking to momo* iida: the principal allowed wolves in our school! deku and you: WHAT!? todroki: *just eating soba* *the wolves walk in* bakugo: what do we have here *smirks* denki: *chewing on a bone* mina: *not caring for anything just on her phone* jirou: *talking to kirishima* mineta: *wanting a girl*

deku: *whispering* kitkat, we are so screwed.

...

mineta: oh a cute girl, can i have you? *he tries to grab you*

bakugo: *he rolls his eyes* mineta: *he runs behind you* please protect me!

No

mineta: but i'm scared! bakugo: *he grabs him by the collar* mineta: AHHHHHH