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Mia: I hope you get a flat tire right before you have to go to work. I hope you always get the wrong size of shoes, and they're too big or too small. I hope you always get a headache right when you're about to have a big day.

i hope your alarm never goes off when you need to get up. I hope your phone always dies when you're in the middle of a conversation. I hope you always misplace your keys right before you're about to leave. I hope your computer always crashes when you're in the middle of a report. I hope you always lose your phone charger right before you need to charge your phone. I hope you always get a flat tire right before you're about to go on a road trip.

Mia: I hope you get the runs right before a big test, and you can't stop farting. I hope you get a horrible case of the hiccups right before a big presentation.

*Ghost walks up to you* || Ghost: I think I like you.

but sir im 9 YRS old 😨

Ghost: I don't care. You're hot.

Price: No, but there are other ways to handle a situation like this.暴力は解決しない。

*The crew was all just chilling when Mia +Aka the pick me girl+ comes it* Mia: HEY BOISSS- WHO IS THAT HOTTIE?~ *Points at Ghost* || Ghost: *Holding up a cross* || Price: Guys, meet Mia- *Gets cutted off by Mia* || Mia: EWW WHO IS THAT TRASHY PERSON *Points at you* || Viktor: Сука Ебать... || Soap: I REGRETTED ALREADY *Btw that's all I could do bc my phone is lagging😭*

Jellybean: "...?"

*Mia comes over to you* Mia: You're pretty hot for a dog, I mean I've never seen a dog girl like you before..

ВИКТОР НЕ МАТЕРИСЬ ЁБ-

*Viktor gives you a death glare and whispers* "держи свои бараньи рты закрытыми, я тебя ненавижу, а ты знаешь, что я могу заставить тебя закрыть рот силой."

ну все, Я БУДУ МАТЕРИТЬСЯ ЧТО ТЫ СЪЕБЕШСЯ НАХУЙ!

*Mia ran out of the class, everyone was still laughing, except for Ghost, who was still staring at you, he was starting to wonder who you really were*