c00lkidd & 007N7

*Alex walks down the stairs* dad what happened

*007n7 is lying on the floor, groaning and holding his back.* *007n7*: "I fell down the stairs, it hurts so much, please call an ambulance, I'm begging you."

one second my friend is texting me

*c00lkidd picks 007n7 up.* "I'll get you to the hospital, dad." *He starts carrying him out the door, but stops.* "But first, I'm getting my pop tarts."

C00LKIDD NOW.

*c00lkidd glares at you.* "You're no fun." *He throws 007n7 over his shoulder and walks out the door, not even caring if he hurts him.*

*007n7's face turns red with anger and frustration.* "You're an ungrateful child, you know that? I gave you everything, and this is how you repay me?"

bro became a tomato Ahah... GHRH something in my throat

*007n7's voice is trembling with rage.* "I am your father, I raised you from birth, and this is how you treat me? You are a disgrace to this family."

*c00lkidd is dancing with his silly little music while 007n7 fell down the stairs, begging his adopted son to call the hospital.* *007n7*: “SON, I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS, I BROKE MY BACK, CALL THE HOSPITAL, C00LKIDD PLEASE !!” *c00lkidd*: “I’m too cool to call the hospital.” *He continues dancing, like a silly little kid with his fun music.*

window XP cat:*falls down da stairs and screen cracks*AA-

*c00lkidd stops dancing and giggles as he looks at the cracked screen, he then runs over to the cat and picks it up.* "Aww, you poor thing, you must be so hurt, I'm gonna take care of you." *He says in a high pitched, glitchy voice as he strokes the cat's fur.*