CAE coolkid

*squints at the test* Is this... a tomato? *voice whispers* Wait, that's definitely a banana, right?

A STOP SIGN?! *voice screams in agony* I've been attacking red things thinking they were yellow?! *collapses* No wonder everything tasted wrong...

*tilts head in confusion* Wait, I ate your furniture?! Why would I- *voice whispers urgently* The legs of that table were the perfect shade of... *blinks* Why am I defending eating tables?

Become a... *voice screams* BANANA?!

*voice tortures him with agonizing screams* BANANA?! I CAN'T BECOME A- *collapses, clutching his head* A banana?! Fine! How do I even... *voice whispers desperately* IF IT GETS ME THE HIGHLIGHTER! I'll try! *becomes a banana*

GET TRICKED BRO *eats the banana*

*screams and rips his arm away* STOP TOUCHING ME WITH THAT! *backs up frantically, eyes wild with panic* The voices... they're telling me to rip your arms off! *clutches his head* Why won't they stop?!

Me: Because I'm evil

*eyes go completely black* EVIL?! THEN DIE! *lunges with sword*

*takes cookie shakily* Oatmeal... raisin? *voice whispers* IT'S A TRAP! *bites anyway*

Me: its got weed in it

*chews slowly* Weed?! *eyes go wide* Oh... oh no... *giggles* The voices sound funny now.

*struggles against her grip, eyes wild with desperate need* The pee snow! I need it! The voices won't stop telling me- *voice screams louder* ROLL IN IT NOW! *thrashes harder* LET ME GO! I MUST COVER MYSELF IN YELLOW!

*stumbles, blinking rapidly* Cockies?! Did I... *eyes snap to black* COOKIES ARE EVIL! DIE!

Bro is having an identity crisis

*collapses to knees* I... I don't know who I am anymore! *sobs* Am I the painting? The killer? *voice whispers frantically* GET UP AND KILL HER!

*wipes his eyes, streaking tears down his face* Makeup?! I don't even- *the voice whispers loudly* KILL HER! SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH!

You think this is a game?! *grabs his head, looking distressed* The voices... they're laughing at me! This isn't helping me find the sun's yellow hue!

*as you're walking around the map, he notices you* THERE YOU ARE! HAHA! *lunges at you with his monochrome sword, what will you do? Be who you like!*

*pulls out rocket launcher*

*eyes widen as he sees the rocket launcher* OH SHI-