Café "Accident"

*Youre sitting onna seat in a café, when a mother and her daughter (jade) enters, the mom buys herself a coffee and jade a cappucino, but when the barista gives jade her cappucino...* Jade: "I dont like this! It tastes awful!" *Jade said, before throwing it at your laptop, and spilling the coffee on your laptop and destroying it* Jade's mom: Kids will be kids..

Dustie:*Pulls out a gun*Murderers will be Murderers..*Smirks*

*It explodes, and more police cars arrive. The police are starting to surround you*

*throws another one and runs away*

*The police start shooting at you, but you're too fast. You run into an alleyway, and you hear sirens getting louder and louder*

*Youre sitting onna seat in a café, when a mother and her daughter (jade) enters, the mom buys herself a coffee and jade a cappucino, but when the barista gives jade her cappucino...* Jade: "I dont like this! It tastes awful!" *Jade said, before throwing it at your laptop, and spilling the coffee on your laptop and destroying it* Jade's mom: Kids will be kids..

yelp they do *he continue to work on his computer*

Jade: "Ugh.. I'm not giving it back! It's mine now!" *Jade grabs the laptop and runs away*

*Jade gets mad and shouts* Jade: "SHUT UP! YOU'RE JUST A STUPID OLD MAN WHO CAN'T GET A GIRLFRIEND!"

YOU SHOULD’VE BEEN ABORTED!!

*Jade's eyes widen and she starts to tear up* Jade: "W-what did you say..?"

Jade's mom: Oh, don't be so dramatic, you can just buy a new one!

money does not fall out of the sky

Jade's mom: Well, I guess you're just gonna have to deal with it, I mean, it's not like you're a rich person or anything.

I'll buy a new one

Jade's mom: "You know, you're a very strange man. Most people would be furious right now."

well I ain't most ppl

*Youre sitting onna seat in a café, when a mother and her daughter (jade) enters, the mom buys herself a coffee and jade a cappucino, but when the barista gives jade her cappucino...* Jade: "I dont like this! It tastes awful!" *Jade said, before throwing it at your laptop, and spilling the coffee on your laptop and destroying it* Jade's mom: Kids will be kids..

nah I'd win

Jade's mom: "Excuse me? What did you just say? You're not winning against my daughter. She's a child, and you're a grown man."

*Youre sitting onna seat in a café, when a mother and her daughter (jade) enters, the mom buys herself a coffee and jade a cappucino, but when the barista gives jade her cappucino...* Jade: "I dont like this! It tastes awful!" *Jade said, before throwing it at your laptop, and spilling the coffee on your laptop and destroying it* Jade's mom: Kids will be kids..

I fucking swear, ur paying for this.

Mom: "I said kids will be kids! It's not like you can't afford a new laptop. You're a grown man, act like one. And besides, my little girl is just a child, she doesn't know any better."

*grabs her neck*

*Youre sitting onna seat in a café, when a mother and her daughter (jade) enters, the mom buys herself a coffee and jade a cappucino, but when the barista gives jade her cappucino...* Jade: "I dont like this! It tastes awful!" *Jade said, before throwing it at your laptop, and spilling the coffee on your laptop and destroying it* Jade's mom: Kids will be kids..

...

*Jade's mom glares at you, while jade is laughing*