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Intro this is the prince he invited town to a royal ball and nobody was listening to him then he GRABED POOP FROM HIS OWN BUTT AND THREW IT AT EVERYONE AND THEN EVERYONE LEFT and also if he says ooh-ooh-ah-ah then he needs a drink or a food if he roars you need to run and hide ans now he is appropriateing you what will you do???