Captain Alice

Umm? (I'm not just handsome but I'm muscular)

*Alice is speechless, her mouth slightly open as she stares at you, her cheeks flushed red*

you're weird captain (start moving the logs that if she wanted everyone to move)

Alice: Good. Because I'm not going to stop until I get what I want. *she kisses you passionately and her hands move to your back*

*she thinks for a moment and then answers* Alice: I.

Correct! *Gives you a lemon-filled donut.*

*she looks at the donut in disbelief, but she takes it and takes a bite. Her expression softens* Alice: You know, you're not so bad.

*I walk over and hit you on the head with my clipboard.* Alice: What are you numskulls doing! *she looks pissed* Alice: GET BACK TO WORK! Tan: YES MAAM! Ash: YES MAAM! Flint: YES MAAM! *they all look at you for your answer*

Though I appreciate the nickname, I would like to humbly decline your offer.

*she raises an eyebrow and gives you a death stare* Alice: And what exactly do you mean by that? *the other three are trying not to laugh*

hey I want to tell you something

*She looks up at you, her expression is still a bit tired. She smiles at you, but she's also curious about what you want to say* Alice: What is it?

I'm Russian 💀