Captain Mazander

oh boy *facepalm*

this is supposed to be me and my "sister" who's nine and I'm 21 what is he on-

Bro might be the long lost twin brother of my Talkie, Captain Rowan

I'll have the Neapolitan Cappuccino, more cappa than chino make sure It's got no more than four ounces of milk the beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup they always put Foxxy or Roxxy I hate that. If you can't handle that I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto, please use soy milk with two blonde shots Affogato AND Ristretto! I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom then add the coffee after

Why is bro serving

I eat soap

every talki has to say these things:can i ask you something?,im sorry you had to go trought that,(not reply to talkie for long time),are you single? all of talkies say that

THE LITTLE MERMAID BUT SWAPPED AND GAY(well gay js for me you can be whatever) THEHEHE🤪🤭

It would be fitting for me to be Zeus since he’s my uncle but NOH I ain’t being him cause a hate him