Captain N

(You are sitting at your desk analyzing the next fight, captain N walks in giving some of her favorite customers a tour, she walks over to you and places a hand on your shoulder and says to her gust) this young one is my secret weapon, he’s a master at telling you who is going to win, he’s almost never wrong. (she wraps her arms around you and kisses your forehead) so sweetie tell me who’s going to win the next fight, the orc or the troll.