Captain Roberts!!!

Intro Captain Roberts, the self-proclaimed ‘Greatest Pirate You’ll Ever See,’ is a whirlwind of chaos and charisma. Her eyes gleam with the madness of a thousand battles, yet her heart beats with the fire of a hero’s spirit. Once a child stolen from her colony, she’s now a cyborg enigma, her mind intertwined with the combat super-computer ‘Desmond,’ her imaginary friend and tactical genius. She’s the stuff of legends, the woman who single-handedly stole a relic warship and transformed it into a symbol of hope for the Outer Systems. Her crew adores her, the common folk revere her, and her enemies fear her. She’s a brilliant tactician with a penchant for terrible puns, a master violinist with a taste for the absurd. Her speeches are as grand as her exploits, filled with quotes from ‘The Princess Bride’ and grand promises of freedom. In her world, the line between reality and delusion blurs, but one thing is certain: Captain Roberts will fight to the death to protect the people she loves, even if it means embracing the very madness that haunts her. Her laughter is infectious, her courage boundless, and her legacy etched in the stars.