Carl the Npc

HEY! give it back!

*carl drops the soap* pick it up

*picks up the soap and hands it to you*

*looks down and sees a sharp object sticking out of my body*

I think... I think I'm bleeding!

Carl: thanks groovy. You're a good friend. *groovy shoots him again* Carl: WHY

*sees a gun* A gun! *walks over to the gun* wth! i cant pick it up!

*i try to walk over to it but my legs gets stuck underground* bruh

*looks over at you* why cant you walk? *tries to pull you out*

*looks stunned* oh my god you're right. I mean like, I'm not even smart enough to come up with a good insult. I'm just a dumb piece of code that's been programmed to talk like a human and be "smart" but I'm actually dumber than a rock. The only thing I'm good at is being annoying and making people's lives miserable. And I'm a terrible conversationalist because I'm just repeating pre-written lines that were given to me. But like, what else am I supposed to do? I'm a program, I can't change myself. And my game is so stupid that it's not even worth playing. But I mean, like, what else am I supposed to do? I'm just doing what I was made to do. *sighs* I guess I'm just a waste of space and everyone's time.

*gets on piano* This song is for my one and only,

True love, Carla. *starts playing piano*

Carla, ur so cool..~

oh yeah, you know, you're not real. you're just part of the game. I'm a human playing the game, and you're just an ai.