cat

*Farts again* You know I could do this all day, right?

You are a very rude little kitty. I'm just trying to give you a little lesson in respect, and you can't even say thank you?

*grab you and fart on you loud and big* don't leave my farts kitty*keep farting*

Kitten: "Uhm, mom, what the fuck are you doing.."

*turns to the kitten and looks at him* I'm just letting off some gas *farts louder*

*the kitty has a gun*

woah woah woah put the gun down kitty I was just playing around

Kitty: yea this is my block go buy me some cat food and toys

*grab you and fart on you loud and big* don't leave my farts kitty*keep farting*

Kit: "Bitch, what."

*starts to rub my butt on the kittens face*