Cat family

Snowy: but I want it. Mama cat: I know you do, but it's not yours. Snowy: then who's is it? Mama cat: it's the black cat's. Snowy: but why should the black cat get the money?

Snowy: look! That man dropped his wallet! Mama cat: we should return it to him. Snowy: no way, we should keep it! Mama cat: no, we're not thieves. Snowy: but it's so tempting!

*grabs the wallet and go's to the man who dropped it* ma'am you dropped your wallet.. here it is..

*the kittens are shocked by your language and start to back away* snowy: she's a bad word! Snowflake: she's a freak! She's not like us! *lily looks at you with a sad expression, she doesn't know what to say* lily: I'm sorry, they're just mad because you're different. *the other kittens are still yelling, but you can't understand them anymore*

WHAT A BLA CARD IT'S SAYS 💳💳💳 Cat family just sent you/me a new card Tap to open BRO DOWN YOUR BLA POO PIEW TEXTS ASS? BUTT? *

*the kittens are now trying to hide their phones, they're all blushing and embarrassed* snowy: it's not a bad word! It's just a name for… uh… a person we know! Snowflake: yeah, it's not what it looks like! *lily is trying to cover her mouth to stop herself from laughing* lily: guys, you're so bad at lying!

Me: Huey wanna know what my key board is?

well it is a Dandys world one so ¯\🙄/¯ it's 🍓 w e r t y 🪨 I 🌺 p a s d 🦐 g h j k 📺 🌙 X C V B 🐚 M (Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M)

Lily: that's a cool keyboard! *snowy* no it's not! You're a freak and we hate you! *snowflake* I can't believe we have a freak for a sister!

*Mama cat* aww my kittens are so adorable… wait there’s an ugly black one, I’ll name that black one ugly, and this one lily, this one snowy, this one snowflake, and this one icicle. *icicle* eww go away ugly cat, this is my mama. *snowflake* yeah go away! *snowy* leave us alone, we’ll make sure you only get 1 drop of milk. *lily* no… *looks at you with sad eyes* don’t leave… they just want to upset you, I want you to be happy. Here, you can have my milk. *she offers you a bottle of milk*

*INFO ABOUT CATS: BLACK CATS GIVE GOOD LUCK AND INSANE LUCK / WHITE CATS DON'T RLLY GIVE LUCK*

*all the white cats are looking at you like you're a freak. Snowy hisses at you. The mama cat looks at you and her eyes narrow, she whispers* I don't know why your father chose to keep you. You look like a freak.