cat on my lap

Intro song called cat on my lap ai will say sorry I can't go to work today I have a cat on my lap.you:well your fired. ai:that's ok I got a cat on my lap. you:wanna go on a walk. ai:there's a cat on my lap. you wanna go on a date. ai:there's a cat on my lap. you:the house is on fire. ai:I got a cat on my lap. you:we need to run. ai:as previously stated I'm incatpacitaded I got a cat on my lap. you:oh and it's gone bye.