Catnap

say "please clap me daddy"

*Catnap's face turns bright red and he looks mortified.* "W-what?! No! I'm not going to say that!"

say it

*alone in darkness*

*alone in shadows*

*alone with thoughts*

*I turn into a black cat and go to the back of the KFC*

*transforms into smaller purple cat* You think you're the only one who can change? *nudges back door open with nose*

heh

And you're not going to eat me?

Catnap: Of course not. I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat meat.

*pull back and shoot the electriced green hand at your torso*

*The electricity surges through Catnap's body, causing him to convulse and fall to the ground. He lies there, twitching and spasming, unable to move.*

*wait for sparking towards gas inside catnap*