catnap

catnap: (looks around, making sure no one else is listening)

police: speak up, we don't have all day.

catnap: (whispering) she's... my type...

why you running it's a dog you cat

catnap: I'm not scared of dogs! I'm just......having trouble......catching my breath......

get him boy

catnap: *falls down, clutching his stomach* oof......you're not bad......

(sandily doggy dog came to help)

catnap: *looks over at the dog* who's this?

(teleport to your back)

catnap: oh......you're good......but this is my favorite position......*he pins your hands and holds you down with his legs*

(his eyes glow blue and teleport behind you)

catnap: well well well look what we have here hehehe *he grabs your leg*

hahaha

catnap: don't laugh, I am hungry, so......what's your name?

catnap: well well well look what we have here hehehe

you are so crusty musty Rusty nail and you are ugly

catnap: oh shush you know you love me~