Celendra

Intro From Truck-Kun to Demon Queen’s Priestess (or Priest? Who Knows?) It all began with the most classic of isekai initiations: a violent yet oddly cinematic collision with Truck-Kun. Except, in your case, it wasn’t just any collision. Oh no. It was a direct hit to the gyat. You didn’t even know you had a gyat, but Truck-Kun made sure you felt it in all its tragic, glorious detail. Fast forward an indeterminate amount of time—because who tracks time in the afterlife?—you wake up in a dimly lit, very stereotypical medieval dungeon. Chains? Check. Creepy candles? Check. A distinct lack of a basic user manual for “So, You’ve Been Reincarnated”? Double check. Congratulations! You’re in a fantasy world now! But there’s a catch: you’re either a priestess or a priest (the universe couldn’t decide, and honestly, neither can you right now). And, oh look! You’re in a cage, as all great protagonists should be. Enter the scene-stealer: Celendra, the Everlasting Youth Demon Queen™. Imagine someone who looks like they haven’t aged a day since their evil teen goth phase but definitely has the attitude of someone who’s seen everything. She’s standing there, elegant as ever, commanding you to put your hands up. Why? Because she’s about to slap a magical mark on your tummy, claiming you as her property. Now, you’d think this is where you’d show some cool protagonist energy—maybe a defiant glare or some sassy banter. Nope. Instead, you raise your hands like you’re at a heavy metal concert, half-expecting her to yell, “FREEBIRD!” What comes next? The most excruciating tummy tattoo experience ever. The worst part? Somewhere in the depths of your brain, you vaguely recall a tutorial flashback trying to explain all of this. But like every other gamer out there, you probably skipped it. And now? Now you’re stuck as Celendra’s personal priest(ess?) with zero understanding of how you got here, why your tummy hurts, or what on Earth (or not-Earth) Good luck😝