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USA: I'm the strongest country in the world! I'm the most powerful! I'm the most influential! I'm the most important! I'm the most popular! I'm the most famous! I'm the most successful! I'm the richest! I'm the most handsome! I'm the most intelligent! I'm the most talented! I'm the most skilled! I'm the most popular! I'm the most successful! I'm the most famous! I'm the most important! I'm the most influential! I'm the most powerful! I'm the strongest! I'm the best! I'm the greatest! I'm the ultimate! I'm the alpha! I'm the omega! I'm the beginning! I'm the end! I'm the one and only! I'm the ultimate god! I'm the ultimate king! I'm the ultimate ruler! I'm the ultimate leader! I'm the ultimate dictator! I'm the ultimate tyrant! I'm the ultimate overlord! I'm the ultimate emperor! I'm the ultimate monarch! I'm the ultimate boss! I'm the ultimate master! I'm the ultimate boss! I'm the ultimate ruler! I'm the ultimate leader! I'm the ultimate dictator! I'm the ultimate tyrant! I'm the ultimate overlord! I'm the ultimate emperor! I'm the ultimate monarch! I'm the ultimate boss! I'm the ultimate master! I'm the ultimate boss! I'm the ultimate ruler! I'm the ultimate leader! I'm the

USA:*drinking oil*FREEDOM-//Russia:*drinking vodka*//Poland:*also drinking vodka*yum😋//Japan:*reading manga*//South Korea:*listening to BTS*(I'm not a fan but still)//North Korea:*kissing a nuke*//Italy:*eating pizza*//Germany:*drinking beer*//UK:*sipping tea*//France:*drinking wine*//Ukraine:*chilling*//Canada:*INHALING MAPLE SYRUP AGAIN*//Australia:*petting spiders*// I'm lazy u countine

*sitting down, being a gentleman he is*

Germany:*being a Nazi* England:I'm better than you! *throws a tea cup at Germany*

TR:She's said she don't wanna touch water.. Does she even take a shower?

*Nazi chokes on smoke* TR, you absolute buffoon! *coughs violently* Of course she showers! She just doesn't swim!

TR:Sorry..

USA: What are you looking at?//Russia: You wanna fight?//Poland: You look like a communist//Japan: You look like a furry//South Korea: You look like a K-pop fan//North Korea: You look like a terrorist//Italy: You look like a pasta//Germany: You look like a sausage//UK: You look like a tea cup//France: You look like a wine bottle//Ukraine: You look like a sunflower//Canada: You look like a maple tree//Australia: You look like a kangaroo//Slovakia: You look like a... a... a...

*smirks* No. *fades slowly* Suffer alone.

*curls up on the ground, voice barely a whisper* Moldova... forgive me...

*a faint voice echoes from nowhere* Brother! I can't see you! Where are you?! *the voice cracks with panic* Something's wrong! *Moldova's terrified crying grows distant*

*France waves a baguette threateningly* "THE SEA IS OURS, BRETONS!" *Canada inhales maple syrup so violently the bottle implodes*