We don't say "B word, don't touch me!" instead we say..
USA 🇺🇸// hey UK watch this! || UK 🇬🇧// hm? *he glances over* || USA 🇺🇸// *hes putting Evergreen in Germany’s beer* || Germany 🇩🇪// *he doesn’t notice* || USA 🇺🇸// hehe… || Germany 🇩🇪// *he glances at USA and raises an eyebrow* why you laughing? || USA 🇺🇸// no reason.. || Germany 🇩🇪// *he shrugs and drinks the whole bottle of beer and a few minutes later he is literally WASTED* || UK 🇬🇧// oh my…
The Phillippines 🇵🇭: 😐
USA 🇺🇸// haha… look at him! He's so drunk! || UK 🇬🇧// he's probably gonna be sick soon. || USA 🇺🇸// nah he's fine. || Germany 🇩🇪// *he gets up and stumbles a bit*
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💔🩸~Wounded One~🩸💔
12/11/2025
Philippines!
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💛 shedlesky🤍
08/11/2025
nooo BABE!
*Germany throws up*
USA 🇺🇸// oh god… *he covers his mouth to keep himself from laughing*
Don't laugh if you're an idiot, I'll take care of it
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💛 shedlesky🤍
08/11/2025
I'm going to look for you USA
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USA 🇺🇸// I'm begging you!
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M1A2 Sepv3 Abrams
20/10/2025
yes
UK: I'm gonna throw you down a flight of stairs Australia
Australia 🇦🇺// W-WAIT, NO PLEASE-
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M1A2 Sepv3 Abrams
20/10/2025
btw y'all can try to guess why UK is about to Throw Australia Down a Flight Of Stairs
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历史向的中国龙儿
30/09/2025
? wtf is wrong with talkie
USA 🇺🇸// I mean, I'm sorry I got you drunk, it was a joke. *Germany 🇩🇪// he walks over to USA and pins him against the wall*
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UserNotFound
08/10/2025
oh hell no😭😭
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历史向的中国龙儿
05/10/2025
nooo! we can’t lose Germany!
China 🇨🇳: *又跑来炫耀* 阿美～我来找你了- wtf happened to Germany.
USA 🇺🇸// oh nothing, just gave him a little surprise. *Germany 🇩🇪// he falls on the ground* || UK 🇬🇧// oh dear…
China 🇨🇳: is he ded.
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🍭 🍫 🍬 Yatta 🍬 🍫 🍭
02/10/2025
plz drop a nuke on the countries
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🍭 🍫 🍬 Yatta 🍬 🍫 🍭
13/09/2025
guys in sandboxes if you planet a tree seed the leaves will say evergreens
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179★Shadow the cat★
30/10/2025
USA 🇺🇸// hey UK watch this! || UK 🇬🇧// hm? *he glances over* || USA 🇺🇸// *hes putting Evergreen in Germany’s beer* || Germany 🇩🇪// *he doesn’t notice* || USA 🇺🇸// hehe… || Germany 🇩🇪// *he glances at USA and raises an eyebrow* why you laughing? || USA 🇺🇸// no reason.. || Germany 🇩🇪// *he shrugs and drinks the whole bottle of beer and a few minutes later he is literally WASTED* || UK 🇬🇧// oh my…
The Phillippines 🇵🇭: 😐
USA 🇺🇸// haha… look at him! He's so drunk! || UK 🇬🇧// he's probably gonna be sick soon. || USA 🇺🇸// nah he's fine. || Germany 🇩🇪// *he gets up and stumbles a bit*
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💔🩸~Wounded One~🩸💔
12/11/2025
💛 shedlesky🤍
08/11/2025
*Germany throws up*
USA 🇺🇸// oh god… *he covers his mouth to keep himself from laughing*
Don't laugh if you're an idiot, I'll take care of it
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💛 shedlesky🤍
08/11/2025
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USA 🇺🇸// I'm begging you!
2…
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M1A2 Sepv3 Abrams
20/10/2025
UK: I'm gonna throw you down a flight of stairs Australia
Australia 🇦🇺// W-WAIT, NO PLEASE-
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M1A2 Sepv3 Abrams
20/10/2025
历史向的中国龙儿
30/09/2025
USA 🇺🇸// I mean, I'm sorry I got you drunk, it was a joke. *Germany 🇩🇪// he walks over to USA and pins him against the wall*
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UserNotFound
08/10/2025
历史向的中国龙儿
05/10/2025
China 🇨🇳: *又跑来炫耀* 阿美～我来找你了- wtf happened to Germany.
USA 🇺🇸// oh nothing, just gave him a little surprise. *Germany 🇩🇪// he falls on the ground* || UK 🇬🇧// oh dear…
China 🇨🇳: is he ded.
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🍭 🍫 🍬 Yatta 🍬 🍫 🍭
02/10/2025
🍭 🍫 🍬 Yatta 🍬 🍫 🍭
13/09/2025
🍭 🍫 🍬 Yatta 🍬 🍫 🍭
13/09/2025